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SNL Weekend Update, Walking Dead, April 4 2015

snl weekend update walking deadWow, the kickoff on this one is what I have been saying about who should not get nukes here for the past 20 years now – though SNL writers made it acceptable by adding the funny line, “hey, but we only did it twice!”  They did leave off the “just in one week!”

Comparing US and Israel relations to a “good cop bad cop” movies staring Mel Gibson and Bibi Netanyahu, who would be the most upset?

And of course when yer fighting Zombies is it okay for Rick to shoot a non zombie in the face?  Whenever I watch the Walking Dead I keep thinking of the Seinfeld episode with Kramer who can’t walk in the tight jeans. Why does bowlegged Rick always have to wear jeans so tight he can barely walk? And hey, big TV show with no sex? What’s with that? What is it a Lord of the Rings spinoff?

Everyone sick of Rick raise your hands.

You know the unforgivable irrational flaw in the series? Go to the nearest river and get on a friggin’ boat you nitwits! Perhaps that’s why the film it in Georgia were there are no rivers or boats until you get to Savannah anyway.