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Brad Pitt spits on Zach Galifianakis, between two ferns

brad pitt spits on zackDon’t worry, it’s just gum!

With this new popular war movie FURY staring Brad Pitt and Shia LaBeouf comes religion in the news!

I don’t know Shia LaBeouf from a manhole cover, but I have taken note that it’s a celebrity name that I often see pop up concerning some kind of trouble or other.

In a recent interview Shia LaBeouf – which is harder for me to spell than Zach Gralifianakis – said Brad Pitt was an atheist in the mold of Marxism  – what with the opium of the masses thing. This caused She Beatuoff on the movie set to renounce his Jewish upbringing and accept Jesus as his Lord and Savior. Well good for him, troubled people need Jesus (or opium) to get through the day.

In reading about all this I found a clip of Brad Pitt – who was brought up in a Southern Evangelical Fundamentalist Christian family – say he was 80% agnostic and 20% atheist.  As an agnostic for most of my life and only several years ago becoming an atheist I know the difference tween the two. It’s a matter of the size of your balls. And not getting fired or shot in Mississippi.