So Starbucks changed the color of the cups from environmentalist green to Red Tie Christmas red and Republicans and Christians are angry as Hell about it. But then again being angry as Hell about most everything is what they do and who they are. And nothing in the American history has made them angrier than an uppity Nword telling them what to do.
Dear Starbucks,
Republicans are going to hate you know matter what you do, after all you represent West Coast secularism, elitists, unarmed pot smoking tree huggers – and of course what Republicans hate most – smart people who drink coffee rather than mass quantities of Keystone beer. You can’t win so after the Holidays please change the cup color to Liberal blue and be done with it.
Hey, anyone know what kind of people are responsible for this latest stupid crazyass crap about cup color? From the same place every stupid crazyass thing you hear comes from.