I am not a member of the Mile High Club but am a member or the Greyhound Bus Station Utility Closet Guild.
Eating cake frosting out of the tub is wrong? I thought that’s what it was for and someone just broke off the plastic spoon that it comes with.
Forgive me Father for I have sinned, it has been 50 years since my last confession, these are my sins:
I went to communion without going to confession in my early teens. [pause]
And what else?
[pause] Well that’s about it.
Not much for our Lord and savior to get nailed to a cross for, hey?
No, I suppose not.
That will be one Hail Mary and you are relieved of doing an Act of Contrition for saving me from having to listen to even one more confession of how many times you choked the Bishop. Sitting here every Saturday it would seem the world is so awash in semen that someone had best build and ark.