Now this is funny. 75% of insect sex is gay! And what’s worse, is its all male on male, none of that good gay sex of girl on girl. And it’s caused by SMELL. Nothing turns me on more than a good whiff of BO.
Can you guess where Stephen Colbert is going with this? Watch it to the end!
BTW, having lots of dogs over the years I have noticed that most boy dogs have quite a bit of dry humping sex with other boy dogs. Does dry humping sex count as gay sex? Like if I were to hump my male friends leg or head out on the front lawn, would that be acceptable to my neighbors down here in Dumbutt? Does it require a money shot to be real sex? Did you know that before the 1998 impeachment that SEXUAL RELATIONS meant coitus? And that after the 1998 impeachment dictionaries changed to include oral sex? Though Catholic girls still do not accept that. How about you? If all a girl ever did was hummers is she a virgin? Which brings up a big can of worms regarding those Muslim countries. Do they do that over there? In a burka? So you wouldn’t know whose doing it. Religion is so confusing.