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Stephen Colbert, Ben Carson up on stabbing!

stephen Colbert makes a fool of Ben CarsonSure, Ben Carson being a teenage stabber is a good case for finding Jesus, after all, we most certainly do not want to deter millions of people born to murder and mayhem from a personal relationship with Jesus Christ which is all that stands between them shooting our children and raping our mothers. As Lady Gaga said so well, Born This Way.

Which is why neither the media nor any politician in America can disparage religion in any manner.

Ben Carson is just one case of perhaps 50 million who admit that the only reason they do not shoot our children and rape our mothers is because they are God Fearing.  As they well should be. When God does a genocide he does not fool around at a few million, he kills them all, well except a lucky seven. Who we are all descended from. We are all Noahs.  But but but what about Kim, Sanchez and Abdul?

What is missing from the Ben Carson biography is the central belief of what 7th Day Adventists were founded upon, that the end of the world is nigh, coming most certainly in his lifetime which would be in the next 20 years or so.

If that be the case then why would he be running for President when nothing matters?  When you are up to your ears in brimstone, Devilettes and Satanistas who cares whose president?

Why doesn’t anyone ask him about that? I suppose for the same reason we don’t ask retarded people to do math. Can we say “retarded” now with this popular Republican war on political incorrectness? Would “blonds” be better or worse?