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Stephen Colbert channels Kanye West to solve world problems

Stephen Colbert channels Kanye West to solve world problemsKanye West leads the world in celebrity narcissism, understanding that it is fashion and cool shoes that helps bring humanity out of poverty and pain. No less Stephen Colbert who also sees the answers to life’s horrors in properly sized hotdog buns.

You may think it a bit shallow but most 13 year olds are far more concerned with the coolness of their shoes than with the warmness of the planet. And some like Kanye West, just never get past that stage where we assume everyone is looking at us.

Stephen takes it a step further, it is not just fashion that creates happiness, but a big enough boat can end poverty. I will even take it a step further than that! Cools shoes and a big boat can lift one spiritually to heights where we become Godlike.  This is true as Kanye West, the most self absorbed nitwit in human history second only to Donald Trump, has 23 million twitter followers and growing while Donald Trump will become our 45th President!  It’s all connected to self proclaimed greatness.  You know, like Barry Manilow who writes the songs the whole world sings, or Jesus with his ONLY THROUGH ME can you gain everlasting life, or Mohammad Ali who actually was THE GREATEST and never missed an opportunity to remind us of that. White people didn’t like Mohammad Ali, they liked Bill Cosby.