“Forgive me audience I have been to confession more times on this show than in real life, I want to confess that when someone walks slowly in front of me, I fantasize about killing them,” Stephen Colbert’s 5th confession on the show.
Looking back at that dark little booth it is no wonder boys stop entering it after they reach puberty what with “Forgive me Father for I have sinned, it has been two weeks since my last confession and these are my sins. I choked the monkey 125 times since my last confession…” Now there is a priestly opportunity hey?
Yes we tell the truth in that dark little hole, at least until we are smart enough to know better, that it is not anonymous as claimed, all a priest has to do is crack the curtain a little to see who you are when you leave to go kneel down and do your 15 Our Fathers and 25 Hail Mary’s. Keep that in mind ladies.