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Stephen Colbert Does the Patriotic American Hummer Club

Not too long ago I grew a goatee type beard. I just ran to the bathroom and shaved it off!

The big political moment in this video is not the guy with the Hummer full of images of weapons and war which he defines as patriotic. Rather the moment is when the other idiot, who I assume is called Joe the Hummer, says that if we drill in Alaska we will have more oil than all those Arab countries put together.

The truth of course is that if we "punched" all those "holes" he wants, in about 10 years we can reduce our dependence upon foreign oil from 70% to about 68%.  It’s called Joe The Wingnut Think. And we now have the second biggest political party in America made up of these morons.  A hand grenade shift knob is what patriotism is, and screeching the refrain drill baby drill is what will solve our energy crisis. And we want these bozos to run the show?

Hey, you can look on the bright side and say the majority of Americans do not want that. Perhaps that is true, but about 45% of Americans do. That is a lot of morons.  I wonder if there are enough Hummers that they could all fit in and off road themselves up to Alaska?