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Stephen Colbert does the Republican New Hampshire Debate

Boy those Republicans sure do reproduce like rabbits.  Hey, I have an idea! You know Republicans reject every nice or kind thing Jesus Christ ever said. In fact they don’t pay attention to much of anything He said but rather what someone else said about him over the past 2000 years. So breeding Republicans is obviously either the Devil’s work or the Anti-Christ at play.

So, TO BE FAIR, if they don’t want gays and lesbians to have due process and the same rights as anyone else, how about, TO BE FAIR, we have a constitutional Amendment to not allow Republicans to reproduce. Seems fair. An even trade off. Oh and TO BE REALLY FAIR, NO MORMONS in any administration, you can’t trust them. And TO BE EVEN MORE FAIR, require loyalty oaths for all American who puts their religion above their country. Let’s all be intolerant wankers, but at least be fair about it.