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Stephen Colbert, Election of Scott Brown means we do Health Care reform all over again

Everything is OK, Scott Brown drives a truck!

This election was decided by Independents who do not want equal justice for terrorists, or pay for anyone else’s’ health insurance. Especially those Yankee bastards in New York! This is America after all, not some second rate European country!

What we have to do – as I just learned from Rudy Giuliani this morning on MSNBC, is we must give bankers and Wall Street whatever they want and remove all pending regulations directed at them. Otherwise there will be no jobs for anyone and, you guessed it, we will turn into a second rate European nation! The "Morning Joe" pundits agreed.

So the answer to our troubles is clear. Unregulated free markets with tax breaks for businesses and the wealthy!

A new way of doing things which Scott Brown goes to Washington to bring to the Senate!