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Stephen Colbert finds giant Penis on Mars

penis on marsA penis on Mars? What’s next, a wussy on Venus? Boobs on Uranus? Though I do like the ring of Penis on Venus best.  We could name a TV show after that one, Sex In The Solar System.

I was just watching some Ancient Astronauts show on TV.  Hey! Now we know how those giant figures got scrapped into the ground in Peru.  And now we know how that Cerne Abbas Giant in England with the humongous stiffy got there! Damn libertine robots!