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Stephen Colbert: Gaywad Tennessee Legislator Stacey Campfield comes out of closet

gaywad stacey campfieldOops, I meant Gaywad Tennessee Legislator Stacey Campfield submits legislation forcing open closet doors on teens in school.  But that was too long to fit.  I just noticed a couple of the most backward states in America have way too many double letters, Mississippi and Tennessee. They need shorter more abrupt names to express their red state bonifides like TEXAS and IDAHO and UTAH.

Though most elected officials began in state legislatures, we also know that Beavis and Butthead could easily get elected to any state legislature in America. It’s what makes Texas such a horrible place for the poor, minorities and children of all races. And having a Republican super majority led by the likes of Governor Rick Perry makes it seem that one white star on the Texas flag should be replaced by a red clown nose. God what a truly stupid stupid man.

There is just no way around it, either Jesus makes people stupid, or Evangelical Christians are born stupid.  I mean monkey drinking on a  plane stupid.  I mean telling your children to go play down at the gun enthusiast’s house stupid. I mean Stacey Campfield stupid.  I mean dinosaur riding Moses stupid. Help me along…