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Stephen Colbert: Hillary, Shoes, Rush and Benghazi

“I think you will be seeing more of this photo in the future.”

hillary shoe conspiracyEither we have what Rush Limbaugh tells us is another Clinton driven conspiracy to make the Benghazi nutcakes look bad, or it was a crazy lady throwing a shoe at Hillary Clinton. We report you decide.

Of course this is just Rush being batsh*t crazy which works on his batsh*t crazy audience. Back in 1996 there was a story that a Chinese scientist from Los Alamos was giving H bomb secrets to the Chinese. Rush Limbaugh told us it was at the beset of The Clintons who were selling our secrets to the Red Chinese. The evidence was all contained on a harddive in a missing laptop. Some days later a wildfire got out of control in New Mexico causing Rush to surmise that The Clintons, or their henchmen, started the fire to burn down New Mexico to destroy the laptop to avoid being charged with treason.
Houston’s own Right-wing talk show host Dan Patrick – who will be our next Lt Governor and in a few years the Governor of Texas – picked up on the story to make it clear that what The Clinton’s did was treason and punishable by execution. Dan Patrick is the self proclaimed top Christian in Texas.

The point being that after that batsh*t crazy crap both Rush Limbaugh and Dan Patrick gained more listeners and made more money. Limbaugh makes over $50 million a year and Dan Patrick will soon by the Governor of Texas. Batsh*t Crazy works!