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Stephen Colbert, In a bathrobe President Trump wanders the White House halls from TV to TV

trump in bathrobe. Any bets that in the next Alec Baldwin SNL skit he will be wearing a bathrobe? And a red tie.

Inside sources say…

“When Mr. Trump is not watching television in his bathrobe he will sometimes set off to explore the unfamiliar surroundings of his new home.”

Yesterday THEY said our President has two main issues he is most upset about, losing 3 million popular votes to Hillary Clinton and under reporting his tremendous inaugural crowd numbers.

Who would have guessed that someone as shallow and self consumed as Donald Trump would be walking around the White House in a bathroom from one TV to another wanting to be loved by everyone?

But of course it matters not one wit to his cult following or even the few sane Republicans who took over Congress and the nation for them.

His terrific long schlong could be dragging across the floor tangling up his long red tie during public tours Trump Nation would not care. As long as he constantly gives the finger to liberals, reporters, scientists, minorities, women, immigrants and anyone smarter than an empty Bud can he is their gift from God.