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Stephen Colbert: Jesus Christ married! Not gay as suspected

Jesus married and at the beachWell, times change!  Now it is having a personal relationship with Jesus Christ and his wife Bunny. Don’t be looking for Jesus in Church anymore, you have a better chance of hooking up with him at a while sale. But this is all crap anyway because pastors and priests are saying Jesus referred to his father as his wife.  Which makes sense to those who make their living telling you you will never die.  It’s the biggest business in the world.