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Stephen Colbert, John Adrian bullet proof gun couch

Those who really really want a gun are the very ones who should really really not be allowed to have one

bullet proof gun couchIs John Adrian the silliest man in America? Probably… You know who is going to buy a gun couch? Those who already have a gun bed. And a gun bunker.

Not only are the cushions bullet proof, but the couch holds 40 rifles and God know how much ammo. Don’t drop a cigarette down the back of this couch!

These people… Gosh… And they are armed to the hilt. Gun sales are way up while individual gun ownership is way down. What does that mean?  It means ARSENALS. And don’t we all question the mental stability of those who have weapon arsenals?  Paranoid dim bulbs looking for trouble.

Two words come to mind. George. Zimmerman.  Who is speeding around America visiting gun stores, gun manufacturing plants trying to buy more guns. A cool 12 gauge assault shotgun has caught his eye.  I hear his wife is divorcing him.  Why? BECAUSE IS AN IDIOT.

How about a study of gun ownership, education and IQ?  I would guess the results would be much the same as Jehovah’s Witness, education and IQ. They are below even Pentecostal Church of Christ!