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Stephen Colbert: Kate Middleton Names Daughter, Diana St. Fuquecamilla

stephen colbert gives England the finger

On no, the Duchess of Filthyrich is throwing up!  Most of the rest of us use either the backyard or toilets, not private hospital rooms! But wait a minute. England, like Canada is a communist country with government run health care. So I assume everyone in England goes to hospitals to puke.

But wait a minute. They stand in lines for months to go puke in hospitals. In fact I hear from Republicans here that they drop dead by the thousands in those lines. Even though they have a higher life span than we do.

Wait a minute. I think that life span thing could be about 30,000 less bullet deaths than we have a year. And our poor infant mortality.

But wait a minute.  Are abortions counted as infant mortality? Why do we have more unwanted pregnancies than everyone in those socialist countries? We have 5 times as many than France, and you know about France and all that French kissing and stuff! Why is it that we have at least double the unwanted pregnancies than Europeans?  I have a new word for the answer to that. Dumbfkery…