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Stephen Colbert live spins the Las Vegas presidential debate with puppets

Stephen Colbert live spins the Las Vegas presidential debate with puppets When asked by Chris Wallace if he will accept the election results the first time The Donald said “I will look at it at the time.We will see.” So Fox News Wallace gave him a second chance at the question and The Donald said “I will look at it at the time, I will keep you in suspense.”

Hillary Clinton said that was “horrifying,” Stephen Colbert commented that we will now be in suspense until November 8th to see if The Donald “wipes his ass with the Constitution.”

So this morning the spin from everyone outside of Planet Donald, including every Republican pundit I have seen, agree that Hillary won the debate and The Donald make three huge mistakes. Mistakes that instant polls showed the electorate was most upset with.

First and foremost, when moderator Chris Wallace asked him if he would accept the results of the election, The Donald said “I will look into at the time, we will see.” So to just give him a fair and balanced chance, Fox News Wallace gave him a second shot at the question, The Donald replied again “I will look at it at the time, I will keep you in suspense.”  His surrogates blame his answers on Al Gore in 2000 accepting his defeat only after the Republicans on the Supreme Court decided it for him.  Though literally everyone outside Planet Trump saw that answer as the true end of this election. Well except Morning Joe and Mika who went ballistic with the semantics that he did not say he would not accept the results! He only said he might not, so that doesn’t count. Even though for a month he has been screeching hundreds of times that “the election is rigged.” As the only two people I have seen outside Planet Trump playing that card, with one a Democrat and one a Republican, I wonder if they are sleeping together? Not that it matters. Oh and to those uniformed, they are.

Secondly he called Hillary a “nasty woman” which even went beyond calling ALL the women who have accused him of groping liars.

And lastly the “Bad Hombres” comment that came out of the blue for no other reason than to give Latinos an extra slap in the face. Just for good measure. If he were up on his Spanish he would now it’s “malo hombres.”

But give him credit, all three issues may have sealed his defeat, but they were red meat to his fans of horrible horrible people.

Something to give thought to.  If as many suspect this entire thing has been a game by The Donald for Trump TV or Trump Media it could put an end to Fox News which is at the moment very troubled.  For if each of his 80 million fans gave him just $100 each for a new hat, a lock her up shirt and and a couple flags, he would have a start up fund of $6 billion dollars without even getting loans. Trump Media with Roger Ailes, Breitbart.com, Drudge, Limbaugh and Rudy Giuliani running the show. And “show” it would be.  With The Donald putting no investment or work into it other than just slapping his name on it and jetting around the country making speeches in arenas and stadiums to juice his narcissism and ego.