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Stephen Colbert, Louie Gohmert, paint thinner and gay massage

Louie Gohmert has been this way since he drank all that paint thinner.

louie gohmert dumbest man in congressLouie Golmert knows his history! We can’t have our troops over there getting gay massages before battles like the Greeks did, today we fight wars different than with swords and pikes!  Ah yes, the logic is profound.

Why is it the dumbest man and woman [Michele Bachmann] in congress are Evangelical Christians?  One from the North and one from the South. What’s with that?  And one’s a doctor and the other a lawyer. What is so powerful that it can create drooling morons out of once relatively smart people?

I have pondered this question for most of my life and all I can come up with is that these people suffer an intellectual cap no matter their education. This makes it very hard for them to engage and affect anyone smarter than they are. I know this doesn’t say much for their constituents, but that’s my point.

You’re dumb. You’re dense. You’re a mental midget with the IQ of a butter dish whose mind is a black hole that sucks all surrounding thought into it in an infinite singularity of sheer stupidity.

Stephen, I’m surprised you can even dress yourself. I bet you have to rub peanut butter inside your lips to remember to open your mouth to breath. I have never met, and I hope to never meet again a man so pervasively, astoundingly unyieldingly ignorant.

To which I say, well then, you haven’t met Louie Gohmert.