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Stephen Colbert, Obama forcing Priests to handout condoms at Mass!

As Rick Santourm recently lubricated in that anual retentive frothy manner of his, this insurance policy to cover women’s contraception is leading us all to the Guillotine. Really!

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This crap is not only about denying women their reproductive rights. Neither is just about creating millions of unwanted pregnancies most of which will end up in more abortions. But it also jacks up the rate of STDs and HIV around the world, causing contagion and death to millions. Over an industry of pretending.

I am sure anyone wanting to go along with this horrible idea of immoral stupidity will stand up for free and legal weed for Rastafarians. And for the religion I recently joined, Cannibals for Christ, where we take the high ground over Catholics because we don’t cause more abortions, disease or starvation through over population. We just knock a few people over the head with a bat, carve off an arm here, a leg there and then call 911. We are responsible cannibals. And we don’t eat that much, you know, everything in moderation…