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Stephen Colbert, OMG! Pope Frances says even atheists will be redeemed by Christ

pope francis is coolOH MY GOD!  What a relief for me!  Now I understand what it is like to be a Christian. It’s all about ME! I am included. I have a ticket to Heaven with no strings attached. I now understand what GOOD NEWS means.  This is THE WORD I have been waiting for.

The Pope even said we should DO GOOD things!  OMG!  That’s full in the face of Martin Luther and the Reformation that says DOING GOOD does not matter AT ALL. Only ME and MY belief matter.

This guy may be on to something… A sea change for religion!  Nay…. The whole point of it is to wag YOUR finger in someone’s face to let the world know how much better, deserving and good YOU are than THEY are. The tribe.