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Stephen Colbert picks his VP and Supreme Court choices

Stephen Colbert picks his VP and Supreme Court choicesWhy Lyin’ Ted did not mention it at his press conference I have no idea, but in 1976 Ronald Reagan picked his VP, Pennsylvania Senator Schweiker, well before the GOP convention, also as a Hail Mary.

Watching Carly Fiorina next to him listening to Ted Cruz sing her praises I can’t help but think that as he went on and on about working people, creating jobs, bad millionaires, lobbyists and moving jobs offshore  – that she was hoping no one remembered that she lobbied congress, fired 30,000 workers, moved half those jobs overseas, got fired for making a mess of HP while getting a $21 million parachute leaves her wealth at a measly $100 million or so.

None of that matters though, Ted Cruz voters are too busy praying, policing bathrooms and hoping to meet up with Jesus at the weekend FREE MACHINE GUN SHOOT down at the range.

Well it may be all over for both of them but I am sure we will see them again four years from now.