Rick (fecal lube) Santorum saying water is water and napkins are napkins as proof that gays should not be allowed to marry like himself or anyone else sound familiar? It is the same intellectual argument that Bill O’Reilly is so famous for in arguing the existence of Jesus. "The tide goes out the tide comes in! The sun comes up the sun goes down!" So there you have it. SETTLED THEOLOGY!
Jon Stewart also ran with this issue last night to comment on how Rick (fecal lube) in using the comparison of water being water and beer being beer, forgets that Jesus turned water into wine.
I have to thank Stephen for reminding me about the whole purpose of the execution of Jesus Christ. [Evangelical Christians are more into executions than they are most anything Jesus said]
If blaming that bad woman for everything, or God the Joker telling you to kill your children just because he said so, or God not using a rubber on that quickie with the Jewish virgin and taking no responsibility or support is not enough for you to blindly accept as Gospel, how about basing this NEW AND BETTER religion upon the belief that everyone is guilty of the sin of Adam allowing that bad women to corrupt him, AND DISOBEY! That sin, which God sends everyone to Hell for includes women, children, babies and FETUSES. BAD WOMAN! BAD WOMEN! So the only way out of Hell was for God to execute his son. Wow. Mormonism and Scientology are looking better and better everyday!
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