My father’s father was a goat ball licker, my father was a turd miner.
So when is the Colbert Report over? And what will replace it? To keep the joke going, how about Faux & Friends starring Samantha Bee, Jason Jones and rotating guest hosts Jessica Williams, Aasif Mandvi and Al Madrigal? Oh please oh please oh please.
Heck, Stephen Colbert kept the far more narrow joke of Fox News Bill O’Reilly going for nine years!