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Stephen Colbert Scientology leader David Miscavige beats the crap out of people

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So, how is Scientology any different than any other religion? Do they do snakes? How about buttfking little boys? Spare the rod and spoil the child? Corporeal punishment in religious schools? Suicide bombing?  Shooting Doctors? Bombing Abortion Clinics? And of course the big one that makes it all work, fraudulently taking money from idiots to perpetuate and expand the fraud.  Follow the money.  If there were no money there would be no religion.

And you know, doing some searching just now to see if I could come up with a concise theology, I found that Scientology makes a lot more sense than Mormonism does. I also just found that there as many Mormons as there are Jews in the world [13 million], and there are more Jews in the United States than in Israel. Scientologists claim 10 million member thought anti-Scientologists claim 70,000.  There are a billion Catholics, a billion Protestants, a billion Muslims, almost a billion Hindus, half a billion Buddhists, and half a billion of that Asian ancestor worship stuff.    Jews, Mormons and Scientologists don’t even make 1% of it.  So why do even talk about them?  It’s like giving the Looneytarian Party the time of day?