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Stephen Colbert, Scott Pruitt billing you for $1500 tactical pants

What are tactical pants? And why do the cost so much? And why does Scott Pruitt need them? Well they are slippery pants with 16 pockets and 28 zippers! Lots of places to hide stuff. And Scott Pruitt has a lot to hide.

But after the endless stories of this elitist ripping us all off he still sits pretty at the White House. Many believe that he is immune because he wants to destroy the planet just like his boss. But you know that isn’t really it, Trump REALLY DON’T CARE one way or the other, all he cares about is blind loyalty which Pruitt gives him on his knees.

Remember a few weeks ago this from Trump on Kim Jong un?

“He’s the head of the country, And I mean he’s the strong head. Don’t let anyone think anything different. He speaks and his people sit up at attention, I want my people to do the same.” And they do at his rallies.

Scott Pruitt’s Tactical Pants -video

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