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Stephen Colbert shakes his shinny keys to get Donny’s attention

Stephen Colbert shakes his shinny keys to get Donny's attention

Stephen Colbert shakes his shinny keys to get Donny's attention Stephen Colbert takes on Chicken Little Donald over his fact that President Obama tapped his phones. Will shaking keys in front of the self consumed buffoon get his attention? Probably need keys and a rattle. And perhaps sticking a pacifier in his puss. Hold it. Shaking won’t work, he will have to hold the keys and the rattle to keep his hands off his phone.

Take notice that we now have a new news cycle, the Tuesday morning late night Trump Buffoonery Cycle. Stephen Colbert, Conan O’Brien, Jimmy Kimmel, Seth Meyers, James Cordan, Trever Noah and sometimes Jimmy Fallon, Not to mention Sunday morning spins with SNL, Monday mornings with John Oliver, Thursday mornings with Samantha Bee and Saturday mornings with Bill Maher. Which leaves openings for Wednesday and Thursday nights.

Lucky for all of them – other than SNL – that The Donald only watches CNN, leaving the rest alone so far. Really lucky he does not watch MSNBC or they would all be deported.

The real horror would be if Ivanka, Melania or Baron took away Donald’s phone, allowing Donald Trump to be with us for four  years as the worst president in history rather than the soon to be forgotten most dangerous loose cannon ever imagined.