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Stephen Colbert, Taliban captures NATO spy dog

taliban dog hostageIndeed! Blowing up children in schools, shooting little girls in the face, decapitating non believers is just not enough for the Taliban, so they kidnap a dog. But hey, have you heard of any NATO forces being “captured” by the Taliban?  The shoot captured “people” in the back of the head, but they feed dogs kebabs! So they aren’t all bad. Hear! Here!

I keep wondering why we don’t hear more about how religious they are in Afghanistan, and how everyone has a gun, and how cool that is. Guns and religion, oh, and home schooling…