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Stephen Colbert, Texas Moron Louie Gohmert complains of aspersions on his asparagus

louie gohmertAspersions on his asparagus? Louie Gohmert was runner up to Michele Bachmann in Bill Maher’s  Craziest Congressman Contest last week. I dunno. I think there should have been different categories for the brackets.  Indeed, Michele Bachmann is the craziest.  Louie Golmert is the dumbest.  Darrel Issa leads the evil contingent, but where is the spot for New Texas Congressman Steve Stockman? I mean he will win hands down if we can find the correct category to put him in. FOT? Friends of Ted Nugent? Nutball of the New Millennium? Nutball I suppose… Well Paul Brown is a nutball.  I guess it would have to be Stupid Nutball.

Trouble is, Texas being what it is, we will have Louie Gohmert and Steve Stockman in the House until they decide to leave for the Heritage Foundation.