Stephen Colbert, The Mexican Baloney Cartels

On No! Not Baloney! I have two things to say about baloney. First of all, other than shape is it any different than a hot dog? And secondly in my 20 years of traveling from one manufacturing floor to another each day, I found, NO LIE, that it was harder to get into Oscar Meyer than it was any Nuclear plant I called on. Really. Why is that you think?  "The Jungle" Upton Sinclair (not Guns & Roses.)