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Stephen Colbert, Twittering Newt Gingrinch is a liar

So anyone who actually believes that Newt Gingrich has 1.3 million Twitter followers, turn off Fox News and try to think without being told what to think. Oops. Impossible. 

Newt Gingrich is a liar? What’s new? My God… Just a few from the 90’s, there are thousands more…

“We must expect the Soviet system to survive for a very long time. There will be Soviet labor camps and Soviet torture chambers well into our grandchildren’s lives.” Example of New Gingrich’s prophetic grasp of the future.

“Kill jobs and lead to a recession, force people off of work and onto unemployment and will actually increase the deficit.” Gingrich again waxing prophetic regarding President Clinton’s 1993 budget bill.

“In Washington DC 800 babies are left in dumpsters a year.” Newt Gingrich with a very big lie. It was not 800, it was four. But considering his views on abortion and welfare he may just help his lie come true.” Newt Gingrich

“Most People don’t realize it’s illegal to pray in school, most people somehow think that’s not true.” Newt Gingrich with another flat out lie. Praying is allowed in public schools as long as it is not lead by government employees or so loud as to disrupt the education of others.” Newt Gingrich

“Up to 25% of the White House, when they first came in, had used drugs within the past 4 or 5 years.” Newt Gingrich just making stuff up.

“On Inauguration Day, they’re breaking the law and doing drugs. Two days later, they’re in the White House. This must be the most disciplined set of addicts in the world…” Poor loser Newt Gingrich making stuff up four years later regarding the Clinton Administration.

“The Federal government made a Danish heart pump illegal that was used in ambulances that kept 54% of people alive who would otherwise now be dead.” Newt Gingrich with another flat out lie to further demonize the government. Official tests of the pump proved it to be of absolutely no benefit whatsoever.

“The problem isn’t too little money in political campaigns, but not enough.” Newt Gingrich on campaign reform.

“Somehow on the left… you can do anything you want and nobody seems to notice. But if you are a conservative and… you make a single mistake you better plan to be pilloried.” Newt Gingrich making the most hypocritical statement since Bill Clinton was impeached.

“I have enormous personal ambition. I want to shift the entire planet. And I’m doing it. I am now a famous person. I represent real power.” Newt Gingrich

“Gingrich – Primary mission, Advocate of civilization, Definer of civilization, Teacher of the rules of civilization, Leader of the civilizing forces.”  Newt Gingrich on Newt Gingrich.