"Vast Right-wing Conspiracy" is the wrong phrase for all this because the Recession – though caused by Republicans deregulating financial sectors and refusing to pay their share in taxes – was not planned. But the resulting decimation of workers jobs, health care, 401s and pensions going bust has caused a budget crisis across the land. Right-wing opportunity knocks! With The Citizens United decision and all the corporate money in the world now available to Republican candidates, the debt has now become the GOP issue to bury the Democrats once and for all. As the Middle East moves out of Oligarchy we move in.
First step: Stop up the border and round up any Hispanics suspected of not having papers. For that, our fasted growing demography votes Democratic 2 to 1.
Second step: Make sure anyone can buy a 30 round clip to take out whatever anger they have on whoever happens to be in range, backers of which who vote Republican 10 to 1
Third step: Retain all tax breaks for the wealthy and slash taxes on corporations who vote Republican 10 to 1.
Fourth Step: With budget shortfalls across the board blame it all on state employee unions who vote Democratic 2 to 1.
Fifth step: Cut every form of education funding from pre school, through k12, community colleges, universities and post grad because stupid people vote Republican 100 to 1. An uneducated people are a conservative people.
It’s is not a "conspiracy" because nothing is hidden, and besides, can a conspiracy consist of tens of millions of Republicans? No, this is not a conspiracy, it is just plan old mean spirited nastyass crap.
Remember the 5 top Republican issues:
1) I
2) ME
3) MY
4) MINE
5) FCK YOU