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Bill Maher with the New Barbies!

Barbie is in trouble you see, so Matel must compensate with a new more topical set of Barbie dolls. I always wondered what would happen if we gave girls GI JOE and boys BARBIE. What everyone turn gay?  Would we allow men in combat?  Would women grow balls? If boys and girls were raised with…

Bill Maher goes Country Western with Joni Ernst

Joni Ernst has a Country Western album out called Bread Bags on my Feet which is filled with such down home Iowa homilies as “I shot the Census Taker” and “You are the Wheels beneath my House.” Sadly the Senate calls for first term Senators to be quiet and not make waves which could mean…

Bill Maher New Rules, GOP 2016 candidates, Jan 23 2015

I would guess the GOP contenders for President were edited down to nine for time constraints with Rick Santorum and Scott Walker sure to run and and several potential candidates we pray will run; Michele Bachmann, Sarah Palin, Donald Trump and of course Fling Bang Moose Rusty Bilibong Poostinky Oatmeal Cheese who recently left the…

Bill Maher calls American Sniper Chris Kyle a psychopath patriot

“An American hero, he is a psychopath patriot and we love him.” Bill Maher on the portrayal of Chris Kyle in CLINT Eastwood ‘s movie American Sniper. There is of course, as in all movies, a big difference between the real character and the on screen character. In this movie Clint Eastwood added a bit…

Bill Maher Monologue, deflategate, Jan 23 2015

Deflategate is a sure sign that we have become so fat and stupid that the Republicans may be right about global warming, we will probably do ourselves in long before the water comes lapping into our bedrooms. When the top story is that game balls have a few less pounds per square inch of air…

American Sniper, Cowards and Michael Moore

“My dad always said, ‘Snipers are cowards, they don’t believe in a fair fight, like someone coming up from behind you and coldcocking you, it just isn’t right, it’s cowardly to shoot a person in the back, only a coward will shoot someone who can’t shoot back.’ My dad was in the First Marine Division in…

Bill Maher, Terrorism and PC, Jan 16 2015

“Islam is the only religion that acts like the mafia and will kill you if you say the wrong thing or draw the wrong picture.”. Bill Maher suffered a demonstration from Muslim students at Berkley against his appearance for a commencement address over saying those words. As Bill was just a few weeks later proved…

Bill Maher, New Rules Shorts, Jan 16 2015

Why sit in a conventional chair when you can sit in a chair that feels like you are being cradled in a fat guy’s ass? Fat guy ass aside, we begin with the South Dakota DON’T JERK AND DRIVE campaign. Being from up Nort dare by Green Bay doan ya know, even I was clueless…

Bill Maher Monologue, Bad Pope Francis, Jan 16 2014

Shallow Hollywood, Charlie Hebdo and Islamic Religious terrorism aside, the controversy in this Bill Maher Monologue is bad mouthing the Pope Francis. Which I was just getting ready to do myself. After all Bill missed the biggie. So the Pope came out to say he is not Charlie Hebdo and that there should be no…

Bill Maher speaks for Openly Secular

The point of Openly Secular is for the same reason it was so important for  gays to come out of the closet. The more we see them, the more we know them, the more we realize they are family, friends and coworkers, the more we accept them. Same with race and religion. But it is…

New Rules Bill Maher, New York City Police, January 9 2015

“Ferris Bueller aside, what a good time to travel to the big Apple. Drink on the street! Pee on a building! Smoke some weed in front of the police station! Paint the town! Park wherever you want! Sell cigarettes on the sidewalk without being killed by the cops!  Be Black!  Oops… So what’s the problem?”…

Bill Maher Monologue, Charlie Hebdo, January 9 2015

“Go FK yourself.”  Bill Maher on religious people who can’t take a joke. So far we have just a few speaking out against Charlie Hebdo with their crap about they had it coming because you DON’T MOCK RELIGION!  The Financial Times, Bill Donohue of the Catholic League and of course Glenn Beck. Though next week…

Bill Maher, New Rules Shorts, January 9 2015

“Marching bands are for dorks!” Oh no, not the politically incorrect truth again! When will it ever end? Hey, if it were not for marching bands how would the rest of us know how cool we are? That being the case how are they going to hang with rather than each other? Good for them!…

Bill Maher, New controversial movie posters of 2015

“It’s like Kim Kardashian without the ass.” What I have to say about those who refuse to use the words RELIGION, ISLAM or MUSLIM to define all the terrorist and state sponsored violence upon the world by these religious Muslims. On his first night back, in respect to Charlie Hebdo, Bill Maher pulled no punches. As…

It’s Religion and Islam Stupid

“This Just Not In™: FBI ‘almost certain’ Paris attack on satirical magazine caused by North Korea.” Harry Shearer. Within a few minutes of hearing of the RELIGIOUS attack by MUSLIMS on the magazine Charlie Hebron, both humorist Harry Shearer and I thought of North Korea, though for very different reasons. Shearer’s quote was to reflect…

Bill Maher Berkley Commencement speech and Muslims

“Islam the only religion that acts like the Mafia.” Bill Maher on Real Time October 2014. The Pew Research poll of 35 Muslim countries found a few issues that make Bill Maher’s statement above an insult to the Mafia. Here is some info on the speech at Berkley. Bill Maher delivers keynote address at UC Berkeley…