Tag: christianity

Song Parody for Joel Osteen – Who Only Gives When It Hurts

Song Parody for Joel Osteen - Who Only Gives When It Hurts

Here’s a fittin’ little ditty dedicated to Houston’s own Joel Osteen, the Gospel of Prosperity preacher who was ‘outed’ by Hurricane Harvey as a calculating, parasitic huckster. Olsteen’s particular gospel is irresistible to those who fill his 16,500 seat mega-church and his perfectly tailored pockets. In a nutshell, Olsteen’s gospel is ‘accept God’s ble$$ings,and tithe…

Franklin Graham Protests Gay Friendly Bank, Karma is Swift

Rachel Maddow reports that televangelist Franklin Graham’s Christian sensibilities  were so offended by a beautiful ad run by Wells Fargo which featured a lesbian couple adopting a deaf girl, that he threw an ultimately hilarious anti-gay fit and moved his money to the exceedingly gay-friendly Miami based BB&T bank. The Wells Fargo ad would seemingly…

Mrs Betty Bowers Dedicates Joni Mitchell’s song ‘Tax Free’ to Conservative Christians

Inspiration rained down from heaven, and inspired Mrs Betty Bowers, America’s Best Christian to create a video for Joni Michell’s song ‘Tax Free.’  The song is a celebration of the financial blessings which shower  America’s Conservative Christian industry with tax- free wealth. You’ll see  familiar faces in the video, both from the world of religion…

Hell-bound Atheist Petcare at After the Rapture

The Rapture has been bumped up to 2014, which begs the question, what  will become of your beloved pets After the Rapture? Aha! You hadn’t thought about that, had you? While you and your Christian buddies are floating high above the smoking inferno down below, your abandoned pets will be left to fend for themselves…