Tag: Easter

SNL: call your grandparents on Easter

Calling your grandparents on Easter is a good idea, they may send you $5 if they remember who you are and where you live.  But you know, that is not the case down here in Texas where most grandparents are in their early thirties so they remember things pretty well. And don’t get me started…

Jesus and Mary make Easter more family friendly

Women love chocolate and children like bunnies! What a bad weekend for everyone. At dinner Jesus makes his guests drink blood and eat flesh, a friend turns on him for money and then hangs himself, the people are given the option to have Jesus or a murderer pardoned and they choose Jesus, a grisly public…

Children Talk About Easter With Cousin Micki: Jimmy Kimmel

Cousin Micki talks with some typical kids about what Easter means to them: do they say  it’s  about Jesus, zombies, church, eggs, new clothes, chocolate bunnies, sandals, placenta and milk – or eggs? Granted, these kids don’t always give the answers you might expect – or do they?   Hey, what is the official position of…