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FOD Holiday Dinner Politics, Vegans and Ho’s

A meal aint a meal unless something’s been killed. So far in this series we have the good daughter stopping the dinner fight with a magic trick, breaking into song, and vomiting. What happened to pulling out a .45 and firing it into the air? Like I do. Really. Back in the day I was…

COPS, Ferguson Bad Boys, FOD

“They are nothing but a bunch of monkeys. The only reason they have this job is the n*gger, n*gger in them.” “I wish someone would pull a Ferguson on them and take them out. I hate looking at those African monkeys at work… I enjoy arresting those thugs with their saggy pants.” A few of…

Detective Sharklumbo, FOD

Sharklumbo! Fumbling detective will eat you. Don’t underestimate sharks in the room, or from personal experience, in the boat. True Shark Story: Hooked up to a rig about 30 miles out of Galveston. My boy and I on a 22 foot boat. I put the rod up to jump in the water and snorkel the…

Mad Men office secretary 2014, FOD

What is it about the MAD MEN women dressed so retro but being so much hotter than women today? It is just the actresses who play the parts? Or perhaps the parts themselves? They missed a big one on this parody that I actually witnessed some years ago when I was doing computer consulting. Putting the…

Washington Redskins vs The National Negroes, FOD

Washington Redskins – watch more funny videos Well done putting all this in context. The San Francisco Queers, the Montana Lesbos, the Arizona Wetbacks, the Washington Redskins, the Mississippi Crackers, the Georgia Peckerwoods, The New York Jews, The Hollywood Feminazis, the Florida Sluts, the New Jersey Spics… And why is it I can find not…

Mitch McConnel and Rand Paul are Space Aliens! FOD

Mitch McConnel and Rand Paul are Space Aliens! – watch more funny videos Howdy Doody and Mr Bluster! For those few of you that are younger than 70 reading this, Mr Bluster was the bad guy on the early Fifties puppet show called The Howdy Doody Show. That was well before DOODY became slang for…

A fine cigar, FOD

Cigars – watch more funny videos Good cigars. Been there done that Doing a website from a hotel computer is a friggin nightmare… Had to do it just to make sure everyone knows I am alive.  

The New Boss is not Jill Abramson, FOD

New Boss from Funny Or Die He’s an old grandfather!  No more office boners! This is a satirical piece on Jill Abramson being fried from the New York Times for being too mean.  Nobody likes a mean woman especially when they’re only mean to me!    

N’Oreal age reversal cream, FOD

N’Oreal – watch more funny videos BUT SHE SAID SHE WAS 54! And… It aint over till it’s over… I am still waiting for the news of some old fart kidnapping children for their age reversal blood we heard about a few months ago. Perhaps some entrepreneur will find a way to accomplish blood transfusions…

How the NAACP picked Donald Sterling for TWO awards, FOD

Inside the NAACP: Meet the team who nominated Donald Sterling – watch more funny videos Why would the NAACP pick Donald Sterling for a second award?  Because he bought them out. Not too sure about the numbers but if I recall, this racist bought off the NAACP for $14 million in inner city donations.  Hell,…

May I help You? FOD

Can I Help You? – watch more funny videos A video that brushes art with a trick ending… And what happened to that horrible creep who got between a man and his food? Have you ever been in the position of seeing someone in a store buying what you know to be crap and wanting…

Brostitutes, men need pals, FOD

Brostitutes – watch more funny videos Is this making fun of husbands or wives? My experience is pretty much the opposite of the message here. Husbands need fewer pals to help their marriage along. Though the problem of having more fun with your buddies than with your wife does dissipate with time the fact remains,…

Burger Queen, rapping the misogamy, FOD

Burger Queen – watch more funny videos There is something to this one. Quite a lot to it in fact. Is the raw misogamy of rap culture just a bunch of ugly crap to compensate for one thing or another? Does it actually work on Black women?  Are there two worlds of Black language? Is…

Jesse Ventura for President, FOD

Jesse Ventura for President? from Funny Or Die “I am an atheist. I don’t believe you can be an atheist and admit it and get elected in our country.” Jesse Ventura 2011 Who do you want answering that red phone at 3am in the morning? A Bush, a Clinton, or a hyped up professional wrestler?…

Palcohol changes the world, FOD

It must be said that the government has retracted it’s statement that it will soon allow Palcohol to be sold in the United States. Here are a few reasons why… The immediate use for Palcohol has not been mentioned here or anywhere for that matter.  You wanna make a lot of money?  Sell Palcohol in…