Don’t ya need a couple D’s to get it going good? How about a vibrating jock strap? I wonder if that would slow men down or speed them up? Would men thinking about sex every 7 seconds change for the better or worse?
It’s Chet – the con-FED-er-ate, and his bone to pick with Oprah is a big one we’re told. How dare she attack an American icon, a hero who risked life and limb for the glory of this country? Of course, Chet didn’t actually see Oprah’s interview with Lance Armstrong with his own eyes, which makes…
This one made me think about all the Republican Thanksgiving dinners with that one family liberal who found nothing was needed to say, just an endless jovial smile sufficed to the calls of secession, revolution, assassination, more ammo and the coming Apocolypse.
Don’t miss this one. It got me going, let me tell you!
Notice the inclusion of fried chicken, watermelon, birth certificates and nerdy non Christian Mormon bicycle riders. Dodd Frank and Simpson Boles not mentioned once!
Who would you vote for Silver or Rafala?
What was it that Jews did to become so unpopular for so long? The killing Christ thing? Or the pound of flesh for a buck? Which reminds me, we don’t here these words anymore, which in my high school we were required to learn by heart… The quality of mercy is not strained, it droppeth…
Ted Fartass! Now that’s funny! Celebrity Role Models! Do I sense a new comedy TEAM on the horizon?
I think that goes a bit too far. A headlock with a kuckle rubbie? Sure… A finger snap to the nose? Okay… A kick in the pants? Fine… But a punch in the face, not so much. On the other side what do you think they would like to do to President Obama?
For all your nothing matters, it’s all the same, independent moderate cynics out there! Gotta love it though!