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GOP Solves Immigration: Make America worse than Mexico, Andy Borowitz

Borowitz report on immigration

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell unveiled his party’s long-awaited plan on immigration on Wednesday, telling reporters, “We must make America somewhere no one wants to live.” Appearing with House Speaker John Boehner, McConnell said that, in contrast to President Obama’s “Band-Aid fixes,” the Republican plan would address “the root cause of immigration, which Full Article & Video

SNL Cold Open: Obama and McConnell get drunk

SNL obama and mcconnell get drunk

What's the message here?  If I ain't mistakin' it's that color has no boundaries when it comes to women putting a stop to having fun. My immediate hope is that the President will pound on a big bass drum and give the Republicans the finger as he signs the executive order to give temporary work permits Full Article & Video

Jordan Klepper Immigration coyotes, Daily Show

immigration coyotes

Coyotes, or Pediatric Immigration Consultants, lie to people to get $10 grand to bring each child North. A Republican House bill to stop President Obama from doing anything about immigration will put a halt to that! After all these are coyotes not hyenas. Hold it now.  If these families are sending their children North because of Full Article & Video