Tag Archive for immigration

Sarah Palin goes all yappy at Steve King’s Cantaloupe Summit

Here is just one minute of Sarah Palin’s 34 minutes – she went 20 min over the 15 minute limit – of mindless Chillbilly homilies at Steve King’s Iowa Cantaloupe Caucus, the only response from the DNC came in just a two word tweet. THANK YOU. Keep in mind this was an event organized and…

The Guy On Immigration Song by PsychoSuperMom

I’m pleased to present the humorous song stylings of Psycho Super Mom (AKA Lauren Mayer) in a salute to Obama’s executive action on that political hot potato…immigration!  Psycho Mom does not leave out Obama’s furious opponents; the GOP, who were so totally going to do something, eventually, maybe.  They still may do something…After another extended…

Jimmy Fallon & Brian Williams Slow Jam the News: Immigration

Mmmmm…Mmmmm….Mmmmmm…No one can ‘Slow Jam the News’ like Jimmy Fallon and Brian Williams with The Roots. Their sultry selection this evening shines light on President Obama’s controversial executive action. That’s immigration action friends, and they break it all down, because understanding is murky out there. Some people think the President is acting like an emperor…

Learn to be a REAL American, call 1 800 NO SPICK

This one got me going, let me tell you. Spickifically the hot Latino babe. I covered this kind of thing long ago in one of my travelogues. Republicans on Vacation The climb up the Temple of the Sun was wearying, and hot. The Chiapas sun had finally burned through the hanging mist on the East side…

Family values do not stop at the border

Perhaps the GOP doesn’t want THEM here because not only do THEY have better family values than we do, but also a much better work ethic. And too, their religion is more maternal and kind with all that compassion and bleeding heart loving that comes from the Virgin Mary. Who is almost non existent here.…

Republican Immigration dreamer dreams

On this issue there should be none of that political equivalency business in singling out Latinos. After all there is no place in this world of ours where immigrants could come from that would give Republicans more voters than Democrats. Well, other than ISIS I suppose. Oh the horror of it! More minority Democrats who…

Obama Immigration speech in Spanish, Jimmy Fallon

We have better security at our Southern border than we do here at the White  House You may have noticed nothing from SNL per usual here on Sunday mornings. I found nothing funny there last night.  This should have been the SLN Cold Open not throwing Obama down the capital steps in a nonpartisan skit.…

Bill Maher Monologue, Immigration, Nov 21 2014

If you like your gardener you can keep your gardener The new laws deny most everything but deportation to about half the illegal immigratants here, so Obama is being like a half and asshole rather than a total asshole the Republicans are. This thing has more emotions and politics behind it than reality. Bill makes…

Stephen Colbert, Generalissimo Obama’s Executive Amnesty

Executive Amnesty, where 5 million Mexicans get their own bathrooms with WIFI and hot towels. If only Republicans were as good at governing and advancing American progress as they are coming up with soundbites that they all tune into in lockstep. Executive Amnesty. Hmm… I always thought amnesty was a good thing, not the worst…

GOP Solves Immigration: Make America worse than Mexico, Andy Borowitz

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell unveiled his party’s long-awaited plan on immigration on Wednesday, telling reporters, “We must make America somewhere no one wants to live.” Appearing with House Speaker John Boehner, McConnell said that, in contrast to President Obama’s “Band-Aid fixes,” the Republican plan would address “the root cause of immigration,…

Senator Tom Colburn expects White Riots on Immigration order

“The country’s going to go nuts, because they’re going to see it [immigration executive order] as a move outside the authority of the president, and it’s going to be a very serious situation. You’re going to see — hopefully not — but you could see instances of anarchy. … You could see violence.” Republican Senator…

Jon Stewart, only one illegal immigrant wants to go home

You don’t govern by executive orders, you govern by impeachment and shutting down the government Oh, and the biggest Republican game play, doing nothing at all.  Hang in with this one to see Bobby Jindal so escape reality and Mitt Romney do such dead pan hypocrisy that it makes one wonder if Republicans may have…

SNL Cold Open: Obama and McConnell get drunk

What’s the message here?  If I ain’t mistakin’ it’s that color has no boundaries when it comes to women putting a stop to having fun. My immediate hope is that the President will pound on a big bass drum and give the Republicans the finger as he signs the executive order to give temporary work…

Bill Maher Monologue, Obama grew some balls, Nov 14 2014

So President Obama is about to sign an executive order that will give work permits to about 4 million Mexicans. Coincidentally, the same amount of green cards President Reagan stumped for and handed out in 1986. The NEW RULE here seems to be to temporarily allow parents of Latino citizens to stay so not to…

Stephen Colbert, Obama joins GOP on immigration stall

There you have it, the most hated letter in Republican America. ñ. Well other than U which doesn’t hold a candle to I. Indeed, President Obama is in trouble on immigration. He has put off executive action for 2 months, even though he could put it off for another 10 years to gain parity with Republicans.…

Michael Che makes fool of Militia Jim Gilchrist, Daily show

The War on Brown Children is going well for the Republicans. It really is helping get the vote out. This video makes you wonder though, why would Jim Gilchrist submit himself to being proved to be the stupid ugly piece of shit we know he and these kind of people are? Speaking of which, down here in…

Republicans do poorly with Hispanic pinata, Cagle Cartoon

When will they stop hitting themselves with that white stick? Without bias we can all agree that the central issues that drives Republican politics are: “I do not want my hard earned tax money going to those….” “Don’t be shaking your RIGHT THING TO DO / SAY finger at me.” “I could care less.” And…