Gamers Controlled By Voice Commands From New Microsoft XBOX One! ONION

Xbox One Capable Of Controlling Users With Simple Voice Commands ONION

Not satisfied with having captured only  98% of a typical gamer's waking attention, Microsoft has announced their new XBOX. Utilizing a host of simple voice commands, the improved XBOX will control and instruct gamers, beginning with simple commands and moving on to more difficult instructions as gamers become more adept at following the instructions. The program ... Full Article & Video

XBOX ONE Controls YOU, The Onion

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Big Brother is real, and its Bill Gates not Barack Obama.  Anyone remember the old ROLLERBALL movie. Where a corporation took control?  That issue is more alive now than in 1975.Would you rather have elected officials in control or the Koch Brothers?  And there you pretty much have what is the central issue of today's ... Full Article & Video

ONION Ten Years Later, Cheney Haunted By People He Didn’t Manage To Kill

ONION Ten Years Later, Cheney Haunted By People He Didn

Former V.P. Dick Cheney celebrates the 10th anniversary of the Iraq war - with sadness. In a rare, candid interview, former Vice President Dick Cheney admitted he regrets that he couldn't produce more casualties in the decade-long conflict.   Sure, he engineered the entire mess with invisible WMD's, and made another fortune through war profiteering, and ... Full Article & Video