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ONION: Tips For Succeeding in the Workplace for Women

For women starting a new job, it can be difficult to navigate a male-dominated office environment. That’s why The Onion has put together these tips for succeeding as a woman in the workplace. This – of course is irony and humor. That’s why it was jarring to read some of the ‘Feminazi’ type comments in…

Fantasy Football Reality, The Onion

Oh my God, pretend football is now the biggest sport in America. Fake wrestling comes in second. Hold it.  And 90% of us believe that invisible flying sky monsters are watching our every move. And not to forget the evolution lie, the climate change hoax, supply side economics and that we are all just getting…

Dan Savage Gay Conversion, Onion week in Review

While Governor Christie did outlaw Christian Gay Conversion methods in New Jersey, on the same day he vetoed a bill to halt the sale of .50 caliber semi automatic weapons. Which from a mile can penetrate a cop car and most US Army vehicles. Both of which are the only use for the damn things…