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Fantasy Football Reality, The Onion

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Oh my God, pretend football is now the biggest sport in America. Fake wrestling comes in second. Hold it.  And 90% of us believe that invisible flying sky monsters are watching our every move. And not to forget the evolution lie, the climate change hoax, supply side economics and that we are all just getting ... Full Article & Video

XBOX ONE Controls YOU, The Onion

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Big Brother is real, and its Bill Gates not Barack Obama.  Anyone remember the old ROLLERBALL movie. Where a corporation took control?  That issue is more alive now than in 1975. Would you rather have elected officials in control or the Koch Brothers?  And there you pretty much have what is the central issue of today's Full Article & Video

ONION Authorities On Alert As Hundreds Of Crazed Sociopaths Enter Congress

ONION Authorities On Alert As Hundreds Of Crazed Sociopaths Enter Congress

Hundreds of deranged sociopaths swarmed House Chambers, muttering about guns, military spending, gay marriage and a promise made to a Grover Norquist - who seems to be their leader. "Leader" is a loose description.  Washington D.C. Police describe the horde in this message after warning citizens to stay away. "They are manipulative & extremely dangerous." "Luckily Full Article & Video