Ties! Now that’s a good idea! Finally a use for the damn things. Though I have found them useful
For women starting a new job, it can be difficult to navigate a male-dominated office environment.
“Democracy is the theory that the common people know what
The penis float! Do we have a word yet for this kind of thing? And what is this kind of thing? Is
Oh my God, pretend football is now the biggest sport in America. Fake wrestling comes in second. Hold
While Governor Christie did outlaw Christian Gay Conversion methods in New Jersey, on the same day
I vant to be alone. And I want my own room. Is this just another case of The Bad Seed or is this
But most of all we want filters that fill up a jug of tap water faster. There should be a song in
After 911 we doubled the border patrol from 10,000 to 20,000 agents. Republicans in the House are
Wow. I don’t think there could be a better example of how Christian conservatives (Republicans)
We’re number one! We’re Number one! We’re number one! Put the ladies in burkas.
Not satisfied with having captured only 98% of a typical gamer’s waking attention, Microsoft
Big Brother is real, and its Bill Gates not Barack Obama. Anyone remember the old ROLLERBALL movie.
Former V.P. Dick Cheney celebrates the 10th anniversary of the Iraq war – with sadness. In a
Hundreds of deranged sociopaths swarmed House Chambers, muttering about guns, military spending, gay