Tag Archive for religious humor

Pat Robertson: Gays Will Die Out, They Don’t Reproduce

Pat Robertson introduced another ‘chicken or egg’ conundrum, which may cause your head to hurt worse than the office party punch, the morning after.  In this video, Pat Robertson answers a desperate woman’s question with a little side trip, which I can’t help but feel was more for his own benefit. Pat explained that gays…

If Football Players Were Atheists College Humor

We’ve become so accustomed to hearing the winning team thank God for their success that this post-game interview is a little unsettling. The star player never mentions the deity of choice…Not once. Oddly, the losing side doesn’t mention Him either – but this is the usual protocol. The dejected team just mumbles that it was…

Jesus’s Favorite Video Clips From Mrs. Betty Bowers America’s Best Christian

Jesus picks his very favorite moments from Betty’s videos from 2008-July 2014. If it seems odd or even blasphemus that Jesus would select his favorite moments from Mrs. Betty Bower’s videos, then you obviously don’t know about Betty – or her unusual marital arrangement. As ‘America’s Best Christian’ it is only natural that she would…

The Idiot’s Guide to Smart People: Religion ep 3 of 3

Smart people always thinking they’re so smart with their smartness and clevertudinous proclamations of wit and wonder.. They are The Worst… Right? As a stupid person it’s nice to have this web series from Above Average to guide us through dealing with smarty pants know-it-alls who think they know everything about everything, including religion. Okay,…

Betty Bowers: Is America a Christian Nation As Founding Fathers Planned?

As we all know, America is a Christian nation, and  Mrs. Betty Bowers examines the Constitution to prove it once and for all! We seem to be more Christian than ever before. That’s why you can’t swing a cat without hitting a politician who is more Christian than the next…And it is political suicide to…

The Party of Lincoln Goes South: Betty Bowers

America’s Best Christian, Mrs. Betty Bowers, takes you on an historic travelogue comparing Confederate states to Union states. As ya’ll know, the South wanted to secede, but Lincoln said ‘NO we can’t let our republic crack”  or break – or something unifying like that. It was admirable, but we did keep some crackpots…In the North…

Easter TV Parody: Holy Antique Roadshow in Fargo

What are you doing watching TV on Easter anyway? I will be tuned into  Antique Roadshow, as they travel to Fargo. It may be the only show worth watching this weekend!  Lipstick Liberal parodies a Fargo lady who’s been ‘galivantin’ around flea markets and come across some odd old  items. One ancient looking cup comes…

Jesus Christ’s Marriage Proof: Rare Film Conan O’Brien

As excitement mounts among scientists and scholars over a piece of papyrus which very much suggests that Jesus Christ was married, Conan O’Brien has found much less cryptic proof.  Papyrus is good, but video is better. In the ancient film Conan shows, it appears that the Christ family lived much like any other Judean sitcom…

Bedtime Bible Stories by America’s Best Christian Betty Bowers

America’s Best Christian Mrs. Betty Bowers, prepares to lull her children to sleep with bedtime stories from the Bible, and share them with us and wee ones as well. Notice the nursery. In a mural, a tree, presumably from The Garden of Eden is depicted on the wall.  Juicy apples have a red circle around…

The Idiot’s Guide to Smart People: Religion Ep 3

The quickest way to alienate your smart friends is to mention your sincere religious beliefs. This is the opinion of ‘Above Average,’ the creator of this video series. It strikes me that this is an excellent time for a   Disclaimer: The views in this video do not necessarily represent the views of this site…Well, not…

Wild Biblical Marriage Scriptures vs GOP Submission Betty Bowers

Recently the GOP has waded into the muddy waters of marriage and sexuality with both feet. In a book recently published, Congressman Steve Pearce (R-NM) likened the family to the military chain of command, with everyone playing their roles. Consequently, his wife Cynthia is to voluntarily submit to him and he will lead. Presumably he…

Does God Believe in Atheists? Mrs. Betty Bowers, America’s Best Christian

Mrs. Betty Bowers, America’s Best Christian, turns the tables on Atheists by doing what conservative theists do best. Speaking for God.  According to Betty and Palin’s pals, God does not believe in atheists. He does believe in the bottom line, and this alone leaves atheists out of the running. Those losers don’t congregate on Sunday…

Calling Out Shirtless Vladimir Putin On Gay Olympics. Betty Bowers

Mrs. Betty Bowers, America’s Best Christian congratulates Vladimir Putin for banning homosexuality in thought, word and deed! The shirtless dictator has done it just in time. The eyes of the world will be on Russia during the Winter Olympics. Millions will be glued to their TV screens just to watch the figure skating alone! It…