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Jon Stewart makes fool of Rick Perry again

“Austin is the blueberry in the bowl of tomato soup of what is Texas.” Rick Perry Here in Texas Democrat candidate for Governor Wendy Davis has yet to mention the Rick Perry felony indictment on the campaign trail. Or abortion, or unions, or even birth control for that matter. What pink tennies? Wendy Davis is…

Rick Perry indicted, Mitt Romney runs again, David Letterman

“I hope this [indictment] doesn’t ruin Rick Perry’s chances of becoming our next dumb president from Texas.” The best line in this video is when Letterman asks if there is anyone from Texas in the audience. A single shout of something like YeHAAA rings out. “Ah sounds like a case of bus lag.” With the…

Rick Perry Mugshot sign of things to come

Where’s his number?  Where’s the side shot? Both these missing objects in the Rick Perry mugshot portend poorly for how this will go for Democrats. In fact I bet even Wendy Davis is going to have to walk away from it. Rick Perry has always been in a bit of trouble down here in Dumbutt…

Rick Perry’s Operation Strong Candidate Cartoon Video

With Texas governor Rick Perry’s recent announcement that he’s sending National Guard troops to the border, campaign season has begun. Is it just a coincidence that he was in Iowa, and wearing his smart glasses when this news started to break?  Those who are losing sleep, thinking of an endless onslaught of immigrant babies (with…

Rick Perry sends National Guard to Border, Sargent cartoon

What better way for Rick Perry to get into the 2016 presidential game than sending General George Patton down to slap some brown little invading kids around? In fact if a GOP poll was taken today, I bet Perry would lead the pack. So what will the 1000 National Guard troops be doing for $12…

Stephen Colbert makes fool of Rick Perry makeover

The Colbert Report Get More: Colbert Report Full Episodes,The Colbert Report on Facebook,Video Archive “I lament the fact that our governor can now pass as a West Coast metrosexual.” Texas Land Commissioner Jerry Patterson on the new Rick Perry look, glasses and no more cowboy boots. I so enjoy the stammering debate clip we see…

Bill Maher Monologue, Obama vs Perry Immigration, July 11 2014

Little crap countries like Jordan and Lebanon can open arms and take a couple million refugees in while 50,000 kids at the border of the richest nation are met with armed screaming ugly Republicans. Ya know, character matters… Bill Maher says the answer is to legalize cocaine. Never happen. But perhaps if Uncle Hank had…

Rick Perry on Weed, Austin & Willie Nelson Jimmy Kimmel

The crowd went wild when Governor Rick Perry walked onto Jimmy Kimmel’s stage in Austin,Texas.  Mostly there was a lot of loud booing and some cheers.   The boo’s were loud enough for Jimmy to ask Perry what he could have done to make them dislike him so intensely. Perry chose to credit his unpopularity…

Texas Lt Gov David Dewhurst Impeach Barack Obama

“This election is about protecting you and your freedoms, which are given to you by God, but which are being trampled on by Barack Obama right now. I don’t know about you, but Barack Obama ought to be impeached. Not only for trampling on our liberties, but what he did in Benghazi is just a…

Back in Black, Lewis Black give Texas the Finger

Warning Will Robertson! Warning! After living down here in Dumbutt, Texas for 34 years, I am still considered a Yankee, and disliked more than even African Americans and immigrants. I did well for the first few years when I would laugh at all their NWORD jokes and talk about my duck hunting gun days.  But…

Imaginary Creatures of Texas, President Rick Perry

Sure it’s a boon to political cartoonists and those of us who enjoy the GOP clown circus in the primaries, but please keep in mind that Rick Perry, while jogging pulled a pistol out of the waistband of his sweatsuit and shot a coyote that looked at him funny.  That’s hard to beat in the…

Abortion Texas Good Old Boys peeking under ladies dresses, Sargent Cartoon

These four laws being passed in Texas by the GOP legislature and to be signed by Republican Governor Rick Perry are not unique to Texas. The same laws are now being passed in Wisconsin, Ohio and most states who are presently controlled by Republican legislatures with Republican governors to avoid a veto. The four laws…

Rick Perry quits, runs for President!

Rick Perry 2016!  With the announcement that he would not seek another term as Governor of Texas, Rick Perry is now on the short list as a 2016 Presidential Candidate in the Republican Primaries. Is it possible that the 2016 GOP primaries could be an even bigger circus of clowns than it was in 2012?…

The Wendy Davis Song, She needs to shut that whole thing down AGAIN

As you know by know, Texas Governor Rick Perry convened a second special session on Monday for a few minutes to make the Wendy Davis filibuster irrelevant. The Republican Super Majority passed the law to bring to the floor for a vote to pushing women into motel room abortions, coat hangers and suicide. This is…