Tag: rick perry

Knives illegal assault rifles legal

So how safe to you feel walking into a strip mall with crazy looking fat old men with beards, dressed in camo, sunglasses, ammunition bandoleers and assault rifles at the ready, I would guess about as safe as those in the Pentagon feel who are calling for these gun enthusiasts to stand down. The thing…

Rick Perry: Charleston ‘Accident’ About Drugs, Not Gun Violence, Racism

In this interview Rick Perry calls the Charleston shootings an ‘accident’ caused by drugs, and furthermore accuses President Obama of exploiting the situation! According to Rick ‘Quick Draw’ Perry, President Obama gave into his “knee-jerk” reaction to blame the guns. According to Perry, “Anytime there is an ‘accident’  like this – the President’s clear. He…

Jon Stewart 19 and counting President candidates

Two new candidates for president, first we have Lincoln Chafee who is running on going metric, here in not only the dumbest country in the world but a country that doesnt give two poops in Hell about any other country unless it’s to bomb the crap out of them. What American voters fail to understand…

Jon Stewart makes fool of Rick Perry again

“Austin is the blueberry in the bowl of tomato soup of what is Texas.” Rick Perry Here in Texas Democrat candidate for Governor Wendy Davis has yet to mention the Rick Perry felony indictment on the campaign trail. Or abortion, or unions, or even birth control for that matter. What pink tennies? Wendy Davis is…

Rick Perry Mugshot sign of things to come

Where’s his number?  Where’s the side shot? Both these missing objects in the Rick Perry mugshot portend poorly for how this will go for Democrats. In fact I bet even Wendy Davis is going to have to walk away from it. Rick Perry has always been in a bit of trouble down here in Dumbutt…

Rick Perry’s Operation Strong Candidate Cartoon Video

With Texas governor Rick Perry’s recent announcement that he’s sending National Guard troops to the border, campaign season has begun. Is it just a coincidence that he was in Iowa, and wearing his smart glasses when this news started to break?  Those who are losing sleep, thinking of an endless onslaught of immigrant babies (with…

Stephen Colbert makes fool of Rick Perry makeover

The Colbert Report Get More: Colbert Report Full Episodes,The Colbert Report on Facebook,Video Archive “I lament the fact that our governor can now pass as a West Coast metrosexual.” Texas Land Commissioner Jerry Patterson on the new Rick Perry look, glasses and no more cowboy boots. I so enjoy the stammering debate clip we see…