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I Agree With Ted Cruz! Michelle Obama in Saudi Arabia

History was made today when Texas Republican crazy Ted Cruz said something about Michelle Obama in Saudi Arabia, and we all agreed with him. I can almost guarantee Cruz will never say another thing that resonates with sane people, but he had it right about the big headscarf bru-ha-ha. Cruz made a public statement applauding…

Joni Ernst Response in Pigshit

Joni Ernst aside, Iowa has more pigshit than any other state – while being relatively short in both landmass and population – which means pigshit per capita runs about 50 pounds per person per year. And as we can see from the visuals here we can assume they carry it in a sack slung over…

Jon Stewart, Joni Ernst and GOP Responses to State of the Union

Please realize that of the five Republican responses to the President’s SOTU address all five were from the top Tea Party darlings of the GOP. Though Senator Ted Cruz won the Daily Show Implodie as worst response of the year, it was the new Midwest congressional replacement for Michele Bachmann that stole the show with…

Ted Cruz not ready for prime time SOTU

Ted Cruz not being ready for prime time aside, I haven’t heard so many outright lies from anyone in one pop since I stopped listening to Rush Limbaugh a decade ago. Perhaps the best example of how Right-wing evangelicals, or what we now call the Republican Base, can turn numbers into crap is Ted Cruz…

Louie Gohmert chosen to frack your children

Of course I do not know if children can actually be fracked, but if anyone can manage it, it will be Louie Gohmert who is now in charge of investigating all things environmental. Gohmert gets a chairmanship. The now moderate GOP House leadership has moderately decided to put Louie Gohmert in charge of investigating and doing…

Republican Congress no longer stupid or scary!

On the first day of the new Republican Congress we saw only 25 stupid and scary House members standing up to vote against Speaker John Boehner. The scary ones in the Senate, Ted Cruz, Rand Paul, Joni Ernst, Mike Lee and the dumbest Senator in American history, Danny Inhofe have not yet made a play.…

SNL Cold Open: Obama and McConnell get drunk

What’s the message here?  If I ain’t mistakin’ it’s that color has no boundaries when it comes to women putting a stop to having fun. My immediate hope is that the President will pound on a big bass drum and give the Republicans the finger as he signs the executive order to give temporary work…

Stephen Colbert makes fool of Breitbart’s Warner Todd Houston

“Loretta Lynch, the new nominee for attorney general, was a member of Bill Clinton’s defense team during the 1992 Whitewater corruption probe.” Warner Todd Houston of Breitbart Okay, making a fool of anyone at Breitbart is easy pickings, but this one has the added fun of Breitbart  “journalist” Warner Todd Houston obviously trying to look like…

Loretta Lynch: Ted Cruz & Mitch McConnell willing to compromise with each other

Unsurprisingly, Tea Party Senators Ted Cruz and Mike Lee have submitted a document pledging to refuse confirmation of Loretta Lynch – President Obama’s pick to replace Eric Holder as Attorney General – until  after they take control of the Senate and can then vote to deny the appointment in the name of non compromise and non…

Tea Party Ted Cruz, The Face of Bigotry in America

The Supreme Court yesterday decided not to hear any gay marriage cases. This means the due process and equal protection clauses of the Constitution will keep the ball rolling forward no matter how backward, bigoted and nasty some states want to be.  Ted Cruz finds that even the conservative controlled Supreme Court, which includes Antonin…

Ted Cruz, without Citizen’s United no Saturday Night Live!

Senator Ted Cruz is so smart he fully understands how stupid anyone who listens to his right-wing swill is. Well there you have it! If a constitutional Amendment to overturn the Republican Supreme Court decision that money is free speech, it will put an end to SNL, and as such, all political satire in America.…

Strange bird Rand Paul, Taylor Jones Cartoon

Some of these political cartoons do not need comment, they speak for themselves. But we do have to fill in blank spaces or we will be punished by Google, the biggest advertising company in the world. Rand Paul was the first big win for the Tea Party. Then two years later Ted Cruz became the…

Ben Carson will be driving the Clown Car in the GOP primaries

One might say, a neurosurgeon cannot be as dumbs as Alan Page or Herman Cain.  One might also be wrong on that. This is a brain on Jesus.  Can he be even worse for African Americans than Justice Clarence SLAPPY Thomas?  Is that possible?  It seems so.  He says he  is running for president on…

Jon Stewart makes a fool and liar of Rand Paul

What this piece does is not so much show Rand Paul as a hypocritical liar – after all most every Republican is a hypocritical liar – rather it shows that Rand Paul is not presidential material.  As Harry Truman would say, “Rand, if you can’t stand the heat get out of the kitchen.” No matter…

Rand Paul Runs away, Stephen Colbert

The reason Rand Paul cannot become the GOP presidential nominee is not because he has to run away from the racism and bigotry of fellow Republicans like Steve King shown here, but that he will have to run away from most everything he has ever said. Telling Rachel Maddow that he disagrees with the part…

President and court jester Ted Cruz, Toles cartoon

Down here in Dumbutt, Texas home of Ted Cruz, we see a lot more of him than the rest of the world. The media is errant in failing to get across to yall just what a charismatic character he is.  His speeches are often delayed by applause and foot stomping for long minutes while he…

Ted Cruz renounces Canadian Citizenship, Stephen Colbert

The Colbert Report Get More: Colbert Report Full Episodes,The Colbert Report on Facebook,Video Archive It is now time for Ted Cruz to do something unCanadian like pay for his own health insurance Last weekend the Texas Republican Convention not only went ballistic on Hispanics [immigration roundup], Gays [reparative therapy & Governor Perry comparing homosexuality to…