I don't know which float I liked best, real birds on strings was good, Kohl's models seems to best wrap up the Christmas season but Pizza Hut "just a little worse than Domino's" pulled at my heartstrings. Full Article & Video
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Beheading of Indian saves Plymouth Pilgrims from annihilation!
If you happened to watch the PBS special AMERICAN EXPERIENCE The Pilgrims the other night you learned that two years after the first Thanksgiving, Myles Standish led an attack on an Indian tribe, beheaded the leader and put it on a pike to the joy of the Christian Pilgrims who found America. He raised it to the top of the Plymouth ... Full Article & Video
Guest chef Donald Trump makes a Thanksgiving Turkey wall
Don't let Mexicans rape your turkey, build a wall around it of carrots and celery which Mexicans don't like, for after extensive travel in Mexico I cannot recall ever seeing a carrot or a stick of celery.Hey it seems Dr Ben is finally dumbing out of the race with Ted Cruz taking his spot. Donald ... Full Article & Video
SNL Thanksgiving table fights relieved by covers to Adele’s HELLO
That's the thing about family holidays, we all can pick our friends but we can't pick our co-workers, our neighbors or our family, who for the most part are jerks.I Googled this song "Hello" which begins with the same "Hello It's Me, I was wondering after all these years..." As Todd Rundgren's 1972 classic song "Hello ... Full Article & Video
Billy on the Street Thanksgiving Day Parade with Katie Couric
A huge, fabulous, tremendous example of shallow American exceptionalism never before seen or to ever again be surpassed!I had a lot of fun watching this though it was somewhat ruined by not being able to get past thinking about who much it cost and who paid for this crap. Full Article & Video
Last Week Tonight with John Oliver: Turkey Pardoning (Web Exclusive)
John Oliver is officially on hiatus, but he stopped by via the magic of a web exclusive to wish everyone a Happy Thanksgiving! John also dropped in to shout "Death to Turkeys! If you are from the 'Free Bird' camp, John's report may disturb you. Try hard not to hold it against him, I don't ... Full Article & Video
Hipster Pilgrims The Gentrifigiving of Taco Tuesday
Color TV Comedy cleverly spins the story of the first Thanksgiving, and how it relates to the current day. You see, Gentrifigiving all began when affluent Hipsters landed on Eagle Rock. Hold on a minute - that's not exactly right. Actually, it's been happening ever since the Pilgrims landed on that other famous rock. The ... Full Article & Video
Fallon Hashtags: Thanksgiving Fail
With Turkey Day fast approaching, Jimmy Fallon reads his favorite tweets with the hashtag #ThanksgivingFail. It strikes me that it's incorrect to call these incidents 'fails.' They are often the stuff of fond memory...From a safe distance of time. I know that no one will forget the Year of the Flaming Turkey at my house. Please note: ... Full Article & Video
Thanksgiving Politics, Tony Auth
Notice who gets the wish!The basic dynamic of the rift between conservatives and liberals has gone pretty much unchanged over the past 50,000 years or so. The intensity of the rift may rise and fall but the song remains the same. This year there is a new phrase on the Republican side to express that ... Full Article & Video
3 kinds of Conservative Thanksgiving Dinner guests, Sam Seder
I chose this video mainly because of the serendipity of "Mike the Independent" being the real name of the Independent in my family who suffers the same condition.I do think Sam Seder complicates things here. There really is not any substantial difference between Libertarians, Tea Partiers and country club Republicans. For it's primarily ALL about ... Full Article & Video
A George Zimmerman Thanksgiving, Mike Lukovich cartoon
Gun enthusiast George Zimmerman - after this his third, or fourth, or is it his fifth arrest for violence with a gun involved in some way - was found with 5 guns at his x girlfriend's house. One AR15 assault rifle, one military shotgun and three semi automatic handguns. For some of us that seems ... Full Article & Video
Thanksgiving, Turkey Revenge, FOD
Gobble, Gobble Gobble, Republicans on VacationThe climb up the Temple of the Sun was wearying, and hot. The Chiapas sun had finally burned through the hanging mist on the East side of the mountain leaving the Runias de Palenque speckled with the bright clothing of visitors from the world over. They dotted the stairways and ... Full Article & Video
Big Lots Thanksgiving Ad: Black Thursday & Friday Shopping! Jimmy Kimmel
Jimmy Kimmel knows that some people just want to get Thanksgiving out of the way so they can prepare for Black Friday. Obviously the stores know it too, as you'll see in this Big Lots ad. If you enjoy the thrill of the hunt and the adrenaline surge of competition Jimmy has good news for ... Full Article & Video
Obama pardons wrong Gobbler, Turkey killed at white house, Gobbler on the loose! The Onion
This seems to be inspired by th eRepublican Benghazi bullcrap.Whenever some Republican brings up Benghazi and Susan Rice I think back to September 11, 2001. Susan Rice as UN Ambassador had nothing AT ALL to do with anything AT ALL about Benghazi or national security or what have you. When another RICE who was head ... Full Article & Video
