. Seth Meyers dishes out sick burns to deserving Thanksgiving subjects. Open a window and turn on the fan, something’s burnt, and it just may be the one thing we all prepare for a feast, and forget – and I’ll bet you know what it is. There are sufficient ‘burns’ left for: family touch football, pardoning…
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Make it too hard to hear with a crunchy Thanksgiving dinner
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Video – Cook that turkey extra chrispy! Reach out to your Trump family members for the receipt of dropping a cold turkey into a giant pail of boiling oil. Which is why both Uncle Rhinoround and his boys Ammo and Booger are living in your garage since their trailer went all crispy along with the…
The Most Politically Correct Thanksgiving Pageant Ever! Jimmy Kimmel
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Video – This Jimmy Kimmel production of a politically correct Thanksgiving pageant is unlike any you are ever likely to see! The traditional Thanksgiving pageant is as tired and predictable as glue-smeared construction-paper Pilgrim hats. The students of Edward James Olmos Elementary School perform a delightfully new version of the story, uniquely updated for 2016. Appropriate…
Thanksgiving day parade with skinny turkeys and battleturds, video
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I don’t know which float I liked best, real birds on strings was good, Kohl’s models seems to best wrap up the Christmas season but Pizza Hut “just a little worse than Domino’s” pulled at my heartstrings.
Beheading of Indian saves Plymouth Pilgrims from annihilation!
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If you happened to watch the PBS special AMERICAN EXPERIENCE The Pilgrims the other night you learned that two years after the first Thanksgiving, Myles Standish led an attack on an Indian tribe, beheaded the leader and put it on a pike to the joy of the Christian Pilgrims who found America. He raised it to the top of the Plymouth…
Guest chef Donald Trump makes a Thanksgiving Turkey wall
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Don’t let Mexicans rape your turkey, build a wall around it of carrots and celery which Mexicans don’t like, for after extensive travel in Mexico I cannot recall ever seeing a carrot or a stick of celery. Hey it seems Dr Ben is finally dumbing out of the race with Ted Cruz taking his spot.…
SNL Thanksgiving table fights relieved by covers to Adele’s HELLO
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That’s the thing about family holidays, we all can pick our friends but we can’t pick our co-workers, our neighbors or our family, who for the most part are jerks. I Googled this song “Hello” which begins with the same “Hello It’s Me, I was wondering after all these years…” As Todd Rundgren’s 1972 classic song…
Billy on the Street Thanksgiving Day Parade with Katie Couric
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A huge, fabulous, tremendous example of shallow American exceptionalism never before seen or to ever again be surpassed! I had a lot of fun watching this though it was somewhat ruined by not being able to get past thinking about who much it cost and who paid for this crap.
Last Week Tonight with John Oliver: Turkey Pardoning (Web Exclusive)
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John Oliver is officially on hiatus, but he stopped by via the magic of a web exclusive to wish everyone a Happy Thanksgiving! John also dropped in to shout “Death to Turkeys! If you are from the ‘Free Bird’ camp, John’s report may disturb you. Try hard not to hold it against him, I don’t…
Hipster Pilgrims The Gentrifigiving of Taco Tuesday
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Color TV Comedy cleverly spins the story of the first Thanksgiving, and how it relates to the current day. You see, Gentrifigiving all began when affluent Hipsters landed on Eagle Rock. Hold on a minute – that’s not exactly right. Actually, it’s been happening ever since the Pilgrims landed on that other famous rock. The…
Fallon Hashtags: Thanksgiving Fail
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With Turkey Day fast approaching, Jimmy Fallon reads his favorite tweets with the hashtag #ThanksgivingFail. It strikes me that it’s incorrect to call these incidents ‘fails.’ They are often the stuff of fond memory…From a safe distance of time. I know that no one will forget the Year of the Flaming Turkey at my house.…
Thanksgiving Politics, Tony Auth
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3 kinds of Conservative Thanksgiving Dinner guests, Sam Seder
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I chose this video mainly because of the serendipity of “Mike the Independent” being the real name of the Independent in my family who suffers the same condition. I do think Sam Seder complicates things here. There really is not any substantial difference between Libertarians, Tea Partiers and country club Republicans. For it’s primarily ALL…