. Seth Meyers dishes out sick burns to deserving Thanksgiving subjects. Open a window and turn on the fan, something’s burnt, and it just may be the one thing we all prepare for a feast,…
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Make it too hard to hear with a crunchy Thanksgiving dinner
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Video – Cook that turkey extra chrispy! Reach out to your Trump family members for the receipt of dropping a cold turkey into a giant pail of boiling oil. Which is why both Uncle…
The Most Politically Correct Thanksgiving Pageant Ever! Jimmy Kimmel
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Video – This Jimmy Kimmel production of a politically correct Thanksgiving pageant is unlike any you are ever likely to see! The traditional Thanksgiving pageant is as tired and predictable as glue-smeared construction-paper Pilgrim hats. …
Thanksgiving day parade with skinny turkeys and battleturds, video
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I don’t know which float I liked best, real birds on strings was good, Kohl’s models seems to best wrap up the Christmas season but Pizza Hut “just a little worse than Domino’s” pulled…
Beheading of Indian saves Plymouth Pilgrims from annihilation!
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If you happened to watch the PBS special AMERICAN EXPERIENCE The Pilgrims the other night you learned that two years after the first Thanksgiving, Myles Standish led an attack on an Indian tribe, beheaded the leader and put it on…
Guest chef Donald Trump makes a Thanksgiving Turkey wall
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Don’t let Mexicans rape your turkey, build a wall around it of carrots and celery which Mexicans don’t like, for after extensive travel in Mexico I cannot recall ever seeing a carrot or a…
SNL Thanksgiving table fights relieved by covers to Adele’s HELLO
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That’s the thing about family holidays, we all can pick our friends but we can’t pick our co-workers, our neighbors or our family, who for the most part are jerks. I Googled this song…
Billy on the Street Thanksgiving Day Parade with Katie Couric
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A huge, fabulous, tremendous example of shallow American exceptionalism never before seen or to ever again be surpassed! I had a lot of fun watching this though it was somewhat ruined by not being…
Last Week Tonight with John Oliver: Turkey Pardoning (Web Exclusive)
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John Oliver is officially on hiatus, but he stopped by via the magic of a web exclusive to wish everyone a Happy Thanksgiving! John also dropped in to shout “Death to Turkeys! If you…
Hipster Pilgrims The Gentrifigiving of Taco Tuesday
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Color TV Comedy cleverly spins the story of the first Thanksgiving, and how it relates to the current day. You see, Gentrifigiving all began when affluent Hipsters landed on Eagle Rock. Hold on a…
Fallon Hashtags: Thanksgiving Fail
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With Turkey Day fast approaching, Jimmy Fallon reads his favorite tweets with the hashtag #ThanksgivingFail. It strikes me that it’s incorrect to call these incidents ‘fails.’ They are often the stuff of fond memory…From…
Thanksgiving Politics, Tony Auth
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3 kinds of Conservative Thanksgiving Dinner guests, Sam Seder
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I chose this video mainly because of the serendipity of “Mike the Independent” being the real name of the Independent in my family who suffers the same condition. I do think Sam Seder complicates…