Tag: water

Bill Maher’s California water conservation rules

One of these really hit home for me being from Milwaukee and all, instead of showering with water use a tasteless liquid like Budweiser. The answer to the environmental problems seem pretty simple. As the oceans rise, remove the salt and pump the water into the world’s lowland deserts. Someone needs to get on that. SOON.

Stephen Colbert, Jesus and Republicans hate water

Jesus hated water so much that whenever he found it he turned it into wine. Jesus liked to PAR TEE! First it was our uppity First Lady suggesting children eat better food to fight obesity, but now this uppity totalitarian black woman has crossed the line in suggesting we all drink water rather than 12…