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Team Tebow, Jesus no where to be found in 45 to 10 loss to Patriots

"I just want to thank my lord and savior Jesus Christ and thank my teammates for the effort they put forth not only tonight but the entire season." Tim Tebow after the 45 to 10 loss to the Patriots ONCE AGAIN gives credit to an absent Jesus BEFORE his teammates. 

You know how they say that having a Jewish Mother makes you Jewish, PERIOD! Same with being from Wisconsin, you are a Packer fan forever, period! And like every Packer fan I would much rather be playing the team with the worst QB than the best QB next week.

So I spent last night on my knees in a Tebow praying for that silly quarterback to win this one for the Lord. Sadly the Lord deserted me, the Broncos, Tim Tebow and perhaps may have winked out of existence sometime last week, or so the picture here would suggest.

Do not poo-poo that graphic away for it is what this Tebowmania is most about. It is also what denying evolution is about. What denying climate change is about. Proving God exists which is impossible. They see a man on his knees praying specifically to Jesus to win and he wins. God exists and that’s that. And if he prays to Jesus and doesn’t win then God exists and that’s that! You know the old saying, YOU CAN HAVE IT BOTH WAYS, if yer nuts.

Also keep in mind other sports figures Tebow and point to God and such and they are hardly mentioned. Why just Tebow?

Because he and his mother were hired by Focus on the Family – the largest intolerant bigoted Christian organization in America – to appear in a Super Bowl ad last year to help deny women their Right to Choose. He is the poster boy for getting a BIG intrusive government into our lives.   

So what do you think happened to Jesus Saturday night?

a) It was just too damn cold for him, sandals and all
b) He was golfing with Gordon Gekko
c) He was making a speech for the NRA at the Dallas Gun Show
d) He was in front of an abortion clinic screaming at women
e) He was hitting children with a stick
f) He was lobbying Congress to hurt gay couples
g) He was in Houston helping with another execution
h) He was phising on Muslims
i)  He was counting his money
j) He was taking away food stamps and unemployment checks from poor people
k) He was lobbying to eliminate the MLK holiday in Arizona
l)  He winked out of existence sometime last week
m) Because Jesus has the ass at Tebow for not listening to him!

"When you pray, don’t be like the hypocrites who love to pray publicly on street corners and in the synagogues where everyone can see them. I tell you the truth, that is all the reward they will ever get." Mark 6:5