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Ted Cruz Wackobird from Texas, Lauren Mayer

ted cruz wackobirdThis should be titled Ted Cruz, ONE of the Wackobirds from Texas. We have the top four most well known Right-wing wackobirds right now. Ted Cruz, Glenn Beck, Ted Nugent and Dr Louie Gohmert. Only Gohmert is from Texas the rest are Yankees drawn to Texas by the guns and that we grade intelligence on a curve BTW Dr Gohmert is a doctor of juris which he gained at Texas’ largest Evangelical College, Baylor University.

We now have a fifth contestant on his way to Texas Wackobird stardom in Dan Patrick who is as bad as all of the above combined. He will soon become the Lt Governor of Texas and perhaps the last Republican Governor of Texas before the state turns blue. So we have a basketball team down here. Who can say the same for their state?