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A Thanksgiving Message From Gary Oldman & Britain Jimmy Kimmel

A Thanksgiving Message From Gary Oldman and Merry Olde England Jimmy Kimmel

It hasn’t escaped Gary Oldman’s notice that we Americans feast each year to celebrate our escape from England. We essentially throw a big divorce party from a country which is still our closest ally! On the 4th of July we shoot fireworks, party and generally rub more salt into the wounds. It’s all a bit insulting, and Gary Oldman is one Brit  who’s sick of it.

What’s this then? Those aren’t genuine tears Oldman’s crying! He’s laughing inside. The British must have lined the docks and thrown confetti when those drab, priggish Pilgrims shoved off. And who’s stuck with their legacy now, hey?