“Lot’s of things are done with uranium, including some bad things.” Professor President Donald Trump. After seeing President Donald and his crowd of cultists in Melbourne the other night I think we have been missing something in all this. Perhaps we should change the question from “what did he know and when did he know it, to what didn’t he know and when didn’t he know it. Which would cover just about everything about him. Stupid is as stupid does.
We protect him and the Trump Nation by refusing to call them stupid, or ignorant, or dumber than pea gravel. Instead the politically correct claim that they are just uniformed. That is a lie. They are very well informed by Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Bill O’Reilly, Sarah Palin, Breitbart, Drudge and Fox & Friends every morning with a call from the cult master himself.
Did I forget Tucker Carlson who President Donald got his now worldwide crazyass crap from about the horror rape by Syrian immigrants in Sweden? Sorry Tucker, I defer to Jon Stewart on you.
Alternate facts, Dead people – Lyrics
Chuck
Why put him out there for the very first time
To utter a falsehood
You’re saying it’s a falsehood
They’re giving
Alternative facts
Alternative facts?
Alternative facts
Why did he do that
Alternative facts are much better than truth
Anything you don’t like you can substitute
With a much better version of reality
Like right now i’m on a boat in the Caspian
Sippin champagne while you count cash for me
Making sure i got my 8-figure salary
Why?
Alternative facts
Alternative facts?
Alternative facts
Why did he do that
Alternative facts are not facts, they’re falsehoods
Don’t be so overly dramatic about it
Are you bracing yourself for a critical tweet
I cannot live in fear of a tweet, tweet
We need to work for the people that we represent
Not fear a tweet by the president
But don’t you know that a tweet can kill
Look at what happened with Drake and Meek Mill
I cannot live in fear of a tweet, tweet
Our relationship is built on mutual respect
Relationships between neighbors are complex
The last thing Canadians expect
Is for me to come lecture you on what’s correct
Oh, that’s how they do a Canadian diss track
Be so polite you can’t even fight back
Our responsibility is to connect, project,
and reflect respect to the world
OH! Merci beaucoup – OH!
Dead people voting, dead people voting
We should be aghast about the fact
Of dead people voting
You have provided zero evidence
We can talk about it more in the future
Do you have any evidence
We know for a fact, nobody disputes that
Zero evidence
The whole world will soon see
The powers of the president
Will not be questioned
General Flynn enjoys the confidence of the President
Breaking news, Michael Flynn has resigned
Two Iraqis were the masterminds behind the Bowling Green Massacre
A massacre in Bowling Green never happened
Did anyone in Trump’s campaign have contact with russians?
Absolutely not, not
New allegations of connections to Russia
Quiet, Russia is fake news, quiet quiet quiet
I’m sorry, i’ve spoken millions of words on TV
So many words
I know what it’s like to have the haters descend upon me
So many haters, yeah
When you’re on TV saying so many words
You can’t help but drop a couple little turds
But if it smells bad you should just relax
And spray the febreze of Alternative Facts!
Alternative Facts
Dead People Voting
Alternative Facts
Tweeeeeeet
This was the largest inauguration PERIOD
In the history of our nation PERIOD
Why – Alternative Facts
The leaks are real, the news is fake – PERIOD
Drugs are cheaper than candy bars – PERIOD
Alternative Facts
Alternative Facts?
Alternative Facts
Why did he do that?