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The First Millennial President Finds It’s a Crappy Job

The First Millennial President Finds It's a Just Another Crappy Millennial Job - comedy video

The first Millennial President finds out the Presidency is just like every other crappy millennial job. Barack Obama is our very first Black President, shortly we may elect the first woman to hold the office, and it is only a matter of time before the first Millennial President will certainly take the oath of office.  Fortunately, his or her expectations will be low.

Washington lawmakers  will  use the Millennial President’s low-paying, part-time job experience as a way to cut a few more dollars from the national budget.  We listen in as the HR person gives the new President the low-down on the job, which is part-time with no benefits, and not a few other demeaning aspects. Forget vacations too…Whatever they are.  There are some perks – someone’s always having a birthday, so there’s cake!

My favorite part is the speech direct from Walmart and other bloated American corporations, about ‘outside agitators who have been coming around trying to unionize the presidency.’  Our Millennial leader won’t give those commie unionizers the time of day – because,  he’s been told; ” The job will have to be cut if it becomes a problem.”

On the bright side, I’ll bet his Twitter following will be HUGE!